Cielito Lindo Retreat

+ Hot tub (Deck from the pictures no longer exists)
+ Two 4' "Cowboy Tub" cool-dip tubs
+ Lay-flat lounge chairs
+ Propane Firepit
+ Propane BBQ
+ Covered outdoor dining
+ Standalone bathtub
+ Heating/AC
+ 2,000 sq. ft.
+ Fully-equipped chef's kitchen
+ 2 acres

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1 min ➔ Joshua Tree Village
5 mins ➔ Joshua Tree National Park
20 mins ➔ Pappy & Harriet's
20 mins ➔ Pioneertown
20 mins ➔ La Copine
25 mins ➔ Integratron

Brad Klopman and The Cohost Company will be available at all times!

We're located right next door to the Joshua Tree Village.

You will have access to the entire property during your stay.

BEDROOM BREAKDOWN
#1 - King (+ optional twin rollaway by request)
#2 - Queen

A recently remodeled, former homesteader cabin, this three bedroom two bath home is the perfect place for a group of friends looking for sacred space for some quality time, creative projects, or digital detoxing.

Cielito Lindo Retreat sits on a special piece of land within walking distance of downtown Joshua Tree (i.e. the Natural Sisters Cafe, Joshua Tree Roasting Company, the National Park Visitor Center, and the Joshua Tree Saloon), while bordering an incredible boulder canyons waiting to be explored by you. Just ten minutes by car down the road, and you’re at the gateway to the National Park.

Our home has three bedrooms, each with memory foam mattresses (Casper mattress in the Master) and cozy bedding. Each room is equipped with mini-split units for heating and air conditioning, so regardless of what’s happening outside, you can be comfortable on the inside.

A She-Cave with a pull out couch can be used as a fourth bedroom - or a place to watch whatever your heart desires on a big screen TV. While we’re huge fans of enjoying the great outdoors, sometimes a day of hiking and sunset hot tub soaking is best capped up with Netflix and popcorn on the couch.

The home has two full bathrooms - both with a white-cement, walk-in shower. The en-suite master bathroom also has a full-size tub, with a perfect view of the National Park mountain line and southern sky out an oversized window.

A state of the art kitchen and mid-century dining room are the perfect place to cook up big brunches or dinners after exploring the park. Dine outside in the al fresco table that seats up to 16.

A sitting room with plush couches is the perfect place for morning coffee as the sun rises in the landscape window at back.

Our home is equipped with all of the finest creature comforts - a washer and dryer, a dishwasher, a bar cart, a bookshelf of books and games, and blazing fast wifi.

A hot tub sunken into an infinity deck looks out into Coyote Hole, and is the perfect place to watch the sunset, the moon rise, or the Milky Way flicker on.

The home has held team retreats, birthday parties, and larger format events. Let’s talk!

You'll need a car, but there are Ubers and Lucky 777 Cab in town.

◦ THINGS TO NOTE:
Paved Roads/Dirt Roads: No dirt roads
Fenced yard: Not fully fenced
Outdoor Surveillance: We have an exterior camera facing the driveway for your safety.
Cell phone coverage: Yes cellphone coverage

◦ Wildlife: this is the rural desert and we share the space with the wildlife. You may encounter desert ants, mice, coyotes, or if you’re lucky a bobcat.


◦ Authorized early check-in and late check-out are available at $50 per hour

◦ Additionally, any unauthorized late check-out beyond the 15-minute grace period will incur a $100 fee

◦ Items left behind will incur a minimum return shipping fee of $50, depending on the shipping address

◦ Pet Fee is $195

◦ RULES:
Noise ordinance:
Quiet hours are 10pm-7am. No external speakers allowed. Any noise related discrepancies will result in at least a $1000 fine.

◦ SMOKING POLICY
No smoking inside the house or within 10ft. Smoke residue will result in excessive cleaning fees

◦ Restricted Areas:
Any locked closet or room is restricted. If forcibly entered you could be held liable for any unaccounted for item.

◦ Hot Tub/Pool:
Please rinse off before and after getting out of the hot tub. Please keep the lid on to avoid getting dirt in the hot tub as well as retain heat. Absolutely no glass by any water. We have weekly pool cleanings, this day may fall on your stay and your cooperation will keep the hot tub clean and balanced at all times.

◦ Photoshoots & Video:
No un permitted photoshoots or videoing at the home. If you would like to use our home for those purposes please send us a message. Any unauthorized filming will result in a $5000 violation and production fee.

◦ STAR TOUR
If you would like a better view of the night sky there is a company called Sky Watcher that offers a “Star Tour". Visit www"sky-watcher"com for more information.

◦ MASSAGE
For convenience, privacy, and relaxation, guests can request an in-house massage with Ryan Mussen of Mojave Massage. Book a neuromuscular therapeutic deep tissue massage, sports massage, swedish relaxation massage, or even a sound meditation session.

◦ PRIVATE SOUND BATH
Ryan Mussen also does amazing private in-home sound baths.

◦ YOGA INSTRUCTOR
If you are interested in having a yoga instructor teach private classes at the house please contact us for referrals.

◦ PAPPY & HARRIET'S
If you plan to have dinner at Pappy & Harriet’s, we strongly recommend making an advance reservation.

◦ WEDDINGS & SPECIAL EVENTS
If you're interested in having a wedding or special event please let us know. There are additional fees.

◦ PHOTOSHOOTS
If you're interested in having a photoshoot please let us know. There are additional fees.

◦ SOCIAL MEDIA
If you plan on sharing your experience on social media, please tag us!
@cielitolindoretreat

◦ MANAGED BY
Brad Klopman at The Cohost Company
@thecohostcompany

◦ CLOSEST AIRPORTS
Palm Springs, CA (PSP) – 45 mins
Ontario, CA (ONT) – 1 hour 30 mins
Orange County, CA (JWA) – 2 hours
Long Beach, CA (LGB) – 2 hours 15 mins
San Diego, CA (SAN) – 2 hours 30 mins
Los Angeles, CA (LAX) – 2 hours 45 mins